LOL, interesting news ppl. FUCKTARD's into this new girl i think. And he CLAIMS that I'M the flirt lmao. What i saw last friday really made me grin from ear to ear. Believe me or not, i didnt feel pissed anything. The first thing that came to mind was the whole thing's a fucking joke. I bet that girl saw me staring and smiling at him ever since i laid my eyes on him HAHA. She'd probably be thinking how come FUCKTARD didnt bother or should i say, dare to look back. And i bet he's been bad mouthing me so yeah, whatever the fuck. Anyways, you viewed my friendster profile, i hope you see this and i think you know who you are. One piece of advice, better watch out and be careful with who you're dealing with. There's a reason why the whole entire sch or probably 99%, doesnt fucking like him.


Ps: I'm just being a good samaritan :D

You don't have to be afraid girl. I swear and promise that i'd definitely do my part to make us work. Trust me (:


Ps:I hope you'd feel and do the same way too of course (:

Here's the video, LMAO -.- Btw, no prizes for guessing. The ppl who are laughing in the back ground are indeed the dongs from 410 ._.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Yesterday's 410's X'mas outing was great luh. Havent had so much fun in such a long time. Dinnered at NYDC. The food not bad luh, though a bit pricey esp the mudpie. It's like 11 bucks for one slice -.- For you guys who dont know what it is, it's an ice cream cake. Jerry and I ordered the cookie monster mudpie. When the girls saw the cake, they asked us what it was called. Being the nice person that i am, i told them it was named, Big Bird's Bird LOL. I think i said that a tad bit too loud, because i swear i could hear the waiters sniggle a bit -.- AND OH YES, I JUST HAVE TO LET THIS OUT. JERRY, YANG LIN AND BING ZHENG'S FREAKING CHILDISH. BZ freaking sprinkled pepper into my glass of water. Jerry poured tabasco sauce into yang's and yang did the exact same thing to jun wen. FUCKING LAME RIGHT? Grow up luh boys xD

Anyways, gift exchange was next. Initially we sat outside the NYDC restaurant but got chased away by the security guard so we resettled outside the mrt station. We sat in a circle and everyone had to explain why they chose their particular gift. The 3 lacking the most creativity would've to do the forfeits. Each of us are like entitled 3 votes to choose the person who was to do the forfeit. BUT GUESS WHAT? BEFORE THEY KNEW ABOUT MY GIFT, ALL OF THEM HAD UNANIMOUSLY DECIDED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE OF THE PPL DOING THE FORFEITS. So much for being unbiased eh? EH MY GIFT'S DAMN GOOD LUH. IT FREAKING SAVES LIVES MAN -.- For all of you who are wondering what i got. I bought a pack of condoms. YES a freaking pack of CONDOMS. And mine was deemed as a lousy gift as compared to Kashing's UNWRAPPED BOX OF FERRERO ROCHERS, Jun wei's LOUSY PLASTIC BAG FULL OF RANDOM CHOCOLATES, and Yang lin's MAXIM MAGAZINE WTF.

So being the sporty person that me, jun wen and jiebo are, we decided to just complete the dare. And by saying that, we had to freaking do 20 jumping jacks on orchard road individually. Not only that, we had to count out loud AND slap the next person's butt as a sign that we've compeleted our forfeit -.- Of course, it doesnt take a genius to know that in the end, MANY PPL WERE STARING AT US. Some ppl even stood there and looked as if we were performing some show LOL. The BEST thing of all was when i was doing my jumping jacks, some joker from the streets took the foam thing and sprayed it on me WTF. Nontheless, despite the humiliation, the 3 of us completed the forfeit :D

After that i sneakily walked away because i wanted to get the foam thing to exact my revenge and spray it on the ppl that saboed me which is practically everyone -_____- Initially i thought i was the only one who bought the foam spray. In the end i realised that yanglin, jerry and yong ann bought it too to gang up on me ._. HAHA, then mayhem broke out, we started running ard and spraying each other. We had so much fun luh. Then this fucking bald joker who looked like he's a loser who doesnt have and friends crept up on us and wanted to take a photo of us spraying each other. We were like wtf? I bet he's one of those stompers luh. You know those no life typical singaporean fucktards who complain and badmouth other ppl but have no balls or brains and do nothing to correct the situation that they DEEM is wrong. Notice the word DEEM uh. ANYWAYS this is going out to the stompers F U C K YOU! Get a life.

The rest of the day kinda not really important luh hor. My fingers are alrdy aching man. Give me a break alright xD This post long enough alrdy :]

Ps: I'd post the vid of the forfeit as soon as i get it from jun li LOL.

Check out this link ppl. It's fucking funny xD


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php

HELLO PPL! Listen to the song i just uploaded. It's DAMN good i tell you. My favourite tune from a local band.

Alright! Haven't blogged for darn long. Was too lazy luh. First things first, F*UCK both jerry and yang lin HAHA. Ahhhh, cruise was kinda fun this time round. Hanged out with cheryl and kah hui after not seeing them for such a long time and oh yes not forgetting jaycee whom i just met. He reminds me of eric, a bit gay (he kissed one of the dudes on the cheek -_____- ok luh, at least eric doesnt do tht, i THINK.), has that cheeky smile where when someone says something funny, he doesnt laugh out loud but grins at you, of course last but not least, loves to do things his own way. Almost carbon copy except that he's probably taller than eric by 15 cm? LOL. Oh. guess what, he was from acjc too. So if you want your kids to end up like them, send them to AC xD jkjk. Eh no offense to anyone mentioned in this post uh!

Did lots of drinking this time at this small little disco because apparently jaycee's a vvvvvvvvvvvip, so he can like order drinks without paying for them -.- (had pretty bad hangovers the next day ARGH! Head was spinning like crazy. Add that to the swaying of the ship and when you walk, you'd look like you're dancing -.-) anyways cheryl got drunk, she started crying and stuffs due to r/s problems. The incubus's song says it all, Love Hurts. Hmmm how true :/ Cheer up ok! Alrighty, here come the pictures!

The Dancefloor!

Oh yes, see that red shirted dude in the picture, he's the reason why i don't like clubbing(Partly because i cant dance luh ._. but that's not the point!). Trying to grind girls whenever he can. Like wtf man. Despo fucker. And he can't dance for nuts luh. He was trying to do some popping thing but he looked more like he was humping the air or something LOL! Pubbing's still the preferred choice :D

ME and KH!

3some! as wrong as that might sound HAHAHA! -.-

The Bartender!

Group Photo!